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		<title>Knee-Jerk Offline VOL Two Is HERE</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 06:14:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello friends, The second annual print edition of Knee-Jerk Offline(VOL 2) is heading to the printers and will be available soon. As we did last year, we&#8217;re running a Kickstarter campaign to help with some of the printing costs. I hope you&#8217;ll more so look at this as a way to pre-order the new issue. All [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kneejerkonline.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7527399&amp;post=285&amp;subd=kneejerkonline&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello friends,</p>
<div>The second annual print edition of <em><strong>Knee-Jerk Offline</strong></em>(VOL 2) is heading to the printers and will be available soon. As we did last year, we&#8217;re running a Kickstarter campaign to help with some of the printing costs.</div>
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<div>I hope you&#8217;ll more so look at this as a way to pre-order the new issue. All donations over $3 will be rewarded with various tokens of our appreciation. But starting with a donation of $13 you will receive a copy of the new issue along with a PDF version of our recent chapbook publication, <em>The Risk-Taking Gene</em> by Steve Tomasula. For $15, you&#8217;ll receive print versions of both books. And so on and so on; the more you&#8217;d like to help, the more great rewards we&#8217;d like to send you.</div>
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<div>You can find all you need to know about the new issue, rewards, and how to help by clicking this link: <a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1706005210/knee-jerk-offline-vol-two" target="_blank">http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1706005210/knee-jerk-offline-vol-two</a></div>
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<div>Jon, Steve, and I would greatly appreciate any help you can offer and hope that you&#8217;ll enjoy the work that we and all of our amazing contributors have put into VOL 2 and Knee-Jerk&#8217;s other projects as a thank you for your generosity. We&#8217;d also like to ask those of you with social media accounts if you would be willing to help spread the word with a link or a blog post. Of course, if you&#8217;re unable to help this time around, we&#8217;ll completely understand and will still love you and give you a big hug next time we see you!</div>
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<div>For those unfamiliar with Kickstarter, it&#8217;s a website designed to help fund creative projects. Knee-Jerk set a goal ($500) of what we need to cut our out-of-pocket costs to produce the new issue and a date by which we hope to be funded. If we make the goal by <strong>midnight on February 25th</strong>, we&#8217;ll receive funding, minus 5% that goes to Kickstarter. If we don&#8217;t reach our goal by that point, the money donated will not be taken out of your account and we do not receive funding.</div>
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<p>This volume features nearly 200 pages (including color illustrations) of all new content from some of our favorite writers and artists:</p>
<p>Schuyler Anderson</p>
<p>Kyle Beachy</p>
<p>Tom Bissell</p>
<p>Michael Capozzola</p>
<p>Trinie Dalton</p>
<p>Sarah Rose Etter</p>
<p>Pete Gamlen</p>
<p>Kelsey Heinrichs</p>
<p>Gary Lutz</p>
<p>Adam McOmber</p>
<p>Dinty W. Moore</p>
<p>Hal Niedviecki</p>
<p>Ben Percy</p>
<p>Shann Ray</p>
<p>Rowland Saifi</p>
<p>Adam Schuitema</p>
<p>Drew Shannon</p>
<p>Brenda Sieczkowski</p>
<p>Patrick Somerville</p>
<p>Chris L. Terry</p>
<p>Donna D. Vitucci</p>
<p>Leni Zumas</p>
<p>Your donation will help put a huge dent in our printing costs. In return for your generosity, we have several gift offers (including free print issues and copies of our chapbook by Steve Tomasula), listed to the right. Even the smallest donation will be greatly appreciated and help get this magazine into bookstores and in your hands. Thank you!</p>
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		<title>The Mispronouncer (Adam Drent) New Album Available Now</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2011 18:04:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knee-Jerk contributor and creator of the Bedtime Stories mp3 series has just dropped his second album, The Free Refill. The new album is available to stream or download at no cost to you whatsoever. 18 tracks of perfect beats for leaning back into a lawnchair, slurping a slushy, and dealing with this summer heat. www.themispronouncer.bandcamp.com<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kneejerkonline.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7527399&amp;post=283&amp;subd=kneejerkonline&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Knee-Jerk contributor and creator of the Bedtime Stories mp3 series has just dropped his second album, <em>The Free Refill.</em></p>
<div>The new album is available to stream or download at no cost to you whatsoever.</div>
<div>18 tracks of perfect beats for leaning back into a lawnchair, slurping a slushy, and dealing with this summer heat.</div>
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		<title>We&#8217;re Throwing a Party!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 17:06:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Casey Bye is Memphis-bound! Our Co-Founder, Arts &#38; Media Editor, and Cutie-in-Residence will be taking his talents to the birthplace of Crunk by mid-July. To celebrate the time we&#8217;ve spent with our bespectacled human beatbox, Knee-Jerk is hosting a going-away reading, featuring fellow Casey Bye-enthusiasts Noelle Hufnagel, Geoff Hyatt, Mason Johnson, Jacob Knabb, Lauryn Allison [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kneejerkonline.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7527399&amp;post=279&amp;subd=kneejerkonline&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Casey Bye is Memphis-bound! Our Co-Founder, Arts &amp; Media Editor, and Cutie-in-Residence will be taking his talents to the birthplace of Crunk by mid-July. To celebrate the time we&#8217;ve spent with our bespectacled human beatbox, Knee-Jerk is hosting a going-away reading, featuring fellow Casey Bye-enthusiasts Noelle Hufnagel, Geoff Hyatt, Mason Johnson, Jacob Knabb, Lauryn Allison Lewis, Simon A. Smith, Leah Tallon, Ben Tanzer, Chris Terry, and Brandon Will! We&#8217;ll also have music from DJ Jeremy Alvarez! Feel free to pass this along to friends, neighbors, and whoever else you think might like watching Casey re-enact his tiger pee story. It starts at 7:00 pm Wed. July 6th at</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last chance to enter our Essay &#38; Chapbook Contests before midnight, June 30th, 2011. Guest judges for the Chapbook contest are Lindsay Hunter and Mary Hamilton. Win publication and up to $500.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kneejerkonline.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7527399&amp;post=275&amp;subd=kneejerkonline&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>Last chance to <strong><a href="http://kneejerkmag.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;view=article&amp;id=142:a-note-from-the-editors">enter our Essay &amp; Chapbook Contest</a><a href="http://kneejerkmag.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;view=article&amp;id=142:a-note-from-the-editors">s</a></strong> before midnight, June 30th, 2011.</p>
<p>Guest judges for the Chapbook contest are Lindsay Hunter and Mary Hamilton. Win publication and up to $500.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Enter our ESSAY AND CHAPBOOK CONTESTS by June 30th, 2011.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kneejerkonline.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7527399&amp;post=270&amp;subd=kneejerkonline&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>Enter our <a href="http://kneejerkmag.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;view=article&amp;id=142:a-note-from-the-editors">ESSAY AND CHAPBOOK CONTESTS</a> by June 30th, 2011.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[ENTER THE ESSAY &#38; CHAPBOOK CONTESTS by June 30th, 2011. Read our interview with Ben Tanzer  Read our Follow-up interview with Ben Tanzer<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kneejerkonline.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7527399&amp;post=268&amp;subd=kneejerkonline&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://kneejerkmag.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;view=article&amp;id=142:a-note-from-the-editors">ENTER THE ESSAY &amp; CHAPBOOK CONTESTS</a> by June 30th, 2011.</p>
<p>Read our <strong><a href="http://kneejerkmag.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;view=article&amp;id=168:mostly-magical-knee-jerk-talks-with-novelist-ben-tanzer&amp;catid=6:interviews&amp;Itemid=6">interview with Ben Tanzer</a> </strong></p>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jun 2011 15:49:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You don&#8217;t want to see this video. So spend your time instead submitting to KNEE-JERK&#8217;S ESSAY &#38; CHAPBOOK CONTESTS. Deadline: June 30th, 2011.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kneejerkonline.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7527399&amp;post=261&amp;subd=kneejerkonline&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; It&#8217;s exactly what it sounds like. Enter our Essay and Chapbook Contests. Deadline June 30th, 2011.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kneejerkonline.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7527399&amp;post=258&amp;subd=kneejerkonline&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mary Hamilton&#8217;s Quickies! Finale</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2011 15:01:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight is Mary Hamilton&#8217;s last Quickies! before moving to L.A. Come cry with us. And drink and listen to 20 amazing readers and drink and then cry some more. 7:30pm at the Innertown Pup, 1935 W Thomas, Chicago Readers: Jac Jemc Natalie Edwards Jill Summers Steve Tartaglione Kathleen Rooney Scott Stealey Brandon Will Caroline Picard [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kneejerkonline.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7527399&amp;post=256&amp;subd=kneejerkonline&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tonight is Mary Hamilton&#8217;s last Quickies! before moving to L.A. Come cry with us. And drink and listen to 20 amazing readers and drink and then cry some more.</p>
<p>7:30pm at the Innertown Pup, 1935 W Thomas, Chicago</p>
<p>Readers:</p>
<p>Jac Jemc<br />
Natalie Edwards<br />
Jill Summers<br />
Steve Tartaglione<br />
Kathleen Rooney<br />
Scott Stealey<br />
Brandon Will<br />
Caroline Picard<br />
Robyn Pennacchia<br />
Patrick Somerville<br />
Melanie Datz<br />
Jessi Lee Gaylord<br />
Zach Dodson<br />
Jonathan Messinger<br />
Robbie Q. Telfer<br />
Tim Kinsella<br />
Toby Bengelsdorf<br />
Jacob Knabb<br />
Tim Jones-Yelvington<br />
Dave Snyder<br />
and probably more!</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve never seen Battlestar Galactica. So we decided to parody it. Send us your parodies to the KNEE-JERK ESSAY &#38; CHAPBOOK CONTESTS! DEADLINE: JUNE 30TH, 2011.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kneejerkonline.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7527399&amp;post=253&amp;subd=kneejerkonline&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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